Robots, monkeys, air-o-planes
The Mississippi, London, Spain
A newborn kitten, Charlie Brown
Some Eskimos and a Lincoln Town Car

Pork chop sandwiches, Apple iPhone
Jimmy Carter, baseball, Sno Cones
Chocolate, diapers, sushi, NASCAR
Wal-Mart, Buddha, Kenya, tadpoles

CHORUS
This song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We don't care what she's doing
And we don't care where she's been

So this song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We won't say nothing 'bout her
Even if we say her name

Fuzzy bunnies, 3-D glasses
Money, privilege, spoiled rotten
Chimichangas, suspended license
Boob job, public temper tantrum

Celebutarded, homemade sex tape
Zsa Zsa for the new millenium
Daddy's money, nasty skank
A lazy-eyed attention whore

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