There once was a leader by name of Saddam
He once was the tops, but his life hit the bottom
He crawled into a hole, but the U.S. forces got 'im
Cut to a couple years later

The war crimes trial is over finally
And they said death was much too good for someone such as he
So they sent him off to live with Chick McGee
It's Chick and the Dictator

He used to have the top Iraqi job
He killed more people than the Mob
Now he lives with an American slob
And life's getting' zany For Chick-y and Hussein-y

The wacky Iraqi and the tricky sidekick: Chick and the Dictator!