[lyrics: Cyklo, music: Hary]

Sexually transmitted diseases
Venereal viral illness

Female gonorrhoea and syphilis
Hypertrophy of labia minora

Ulcerative bulla on genital tract
Chronic vulvitis and edema
Clitoral herpes with abscess

Lymphogranuloma and purulent condyloma
Metastatic melanoma of vagina

Haemorrhoids inside anal canal
Total prolapse of uterus

Inflamed ovarian cyst
Gangrenous carcinogenic vulva
Luetic delayed menstruation
Hideous epidemic of A.I.D.S.