E. Scott Yates Intro:
Well, it's that time of year again,
And as the air gets a little colder,
Our hearts get a little warmer in the spirit of giving
And seeing as such,
Parenthetical Girls has a few new tunes
We'd like to share with y'all this holiday season
And while keeping in with the old times as well as with the new,
I'd like to start things off with a little number
I like to call "If It's Time For Christmas"
And well, it goes a little something like this:

If it's time for Christmas
That's probably when you'll hear this
I wrote a song for Christmas
Just for you to hear

If it's time for Christmas
That's probably when you'll hear this
Everybody's filled with Christmas joy and Christmas cheer

And if it's time for Christmas
I hope you'll join in with us
Singing Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Come on, alright, it's christmas time
Baby, get ready for christmas
Singin' Fa-la-la-la-la

Have a very Merry Christmas this year