Against all odds, we appear
Grew up brainwashed,
But turned out queer
Bunsplitters, regmunchers too
We screw just how we want to screw

Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out it's advantageous
Here we are now, so fellate us
Roll it on now, lubricate us
Get us off now, ejaculate us
Play Fugazi, play Repeater
River Phoenix wearing speedos
Yeah, Queer! Queer!

Irreverent and in your face
Attacking preachers spewing hate
I'd love to puncture their balloons
Spray silly string around their rooms

Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out it's advantageous
Here we are now, so fellate us
Roll it on now, lubricate us
Get us off now, ejaculate us
Play Fugazi, play Repeater
River Phoenix wearing speedos
Yeah, Queer! Queer!

The world's a mess, but for awhile
We lick and suck and feel fine
I find it hard, that's nice to find
Forget the closet, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello, homo
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out it's advantageous
Here we are now, so fellate us
Roll it on now, lubricate us
Get us off now, ejaculate us
Play Fugazi, play Repeater
River Phoenix wearing speedos
No denial, no denial, no denial, no denial.
Jesse Helms on trial
No denial, no denial, no denial.