Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands

Bed twirp!

Doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
Cuz in reality they are his OddParents, Fairly OddParents
Wanda: Wands and wings
Comso: Floaty crowny things

OddParents, Fairly OddParents
Really ood, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

OddParents, Fairly OddParents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With Fairly OddParents!

Yeah right