While dogs were fuck in the kitchen
My girl just fucked with my mind
Why don't you have got a real job
Why are you just fuck your time?
So I had to go to Murphy's
Coz I couldn't write a rhyme
I drank a lot of whiskey and guiness
And I fucked well fine

When I go to home I bang my girl
I always do that
Maybe I'm a crazy man but that's my attitude
When I go out with my Paddys
We don't like drink bloody a water
And when I drink a whiskey
That's always what I do