Asshole
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
You're an asshole

Try to shit on my head!
Try to shit on my head!

Asshole

Hey bud! Yeah? You're an asshole!
hey chum! Yeah? You're an asshole!
Hey girl! Yeah? You're an asshole!

Asshole!
Asshole!

Now ya know I told you so!
You're the one who's an asshole!
Now ya know I told you so!
You're the one who's an asshole!
Now ya know I told you so!
You're the one who's an asshole!

Asshole!
Asshole!

Hey bud! Yeah? You're an asshole!
hey chum! Yeah? You're an asshole!
Hey girl! Yeah? You're an asshole!

Got no problem with constipation,
you a hole, no moderation!
Stay the same, don't stay your ways,
we're better off when you're an asshole!

Hey bud! Yeah? You're an asshole!
hey chum! Yeah? You're an asshole!
Hey girl! Yeah? You're an asshole!