Spouting off eastern philosophies
Without a sense of inner piece
Like a shaolin monkey yeah a barrel full
Genuine as you'll find for $1.99

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys

Sounds good for the image, sounds good for the press
Those in the know are not a bit impressed
Now watch your step you're gonna slip on a peel
The extent of your knowledge will be revealed

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys

Swing from the trees and eat your own crap
You're a clueless, shoeless, skill-less mess
Pick at your fleas and scratch your head
Pick the wrong fight and you'll end up dead

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys

Stay in your cage and stay clear of me
Living your life of transparency
Put on a dress and make a silly face
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey imitate

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys

Orientation, time's arrived
Stand up, be human, try to survive
Don't need fake identities
When evolution set you free

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys

Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys
Shaolin monkeys