Told my friends you were the one
After I'd known you, like, one month
And then you kissed some girl from high school
And I stayed in bed for, like, a week
When you said space was what you need
Waited by my phone like a damn fool

And now it don't mean a thing
God, love's fuckin' embarrassing
(Just) Watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

And I consoled you while you cried
Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy
My God, how could I be so stupid?
You found a new version of me
And I damn near started World War III
Jesus, what was I even doin'?

'Cause now it don't mean a thing
Love's fuckin' embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up, I give up everything
I placed my bets, and it's not worth anything
I give up, but boy, I'm comin' back for more, yeah

Now it don't mean a thing
Love's fuckin' embarrassing
Watch as I crucify myself
Hey, hey, hey, for some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up, I give up everything
I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin'
I'm givin' up, but bae, I'm comin' back for more