I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies
That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure
I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got Sun in my motherfuckin' pocket, best believe
Yeah, you know me, I

Forgive, and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American

I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
Just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
With love to spare, I

Forgive, and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch

With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American tits
I know my place
I know my place and this is it

I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it, like, ah

Alright, Glastonbury, I need you all to do me a favor
Right now, I want you to think about something, or someone that fucking pisses you off
I need you to get really angry, and when I say: Go
I need you to scream as loud as you ever have, okay?
I want it to be so fucking loud, you don't need your voices on Monday, okay?
Can you do that for me?
I scream inside to deal with it, like, ah
Go!

All the time
I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the fucking time (grateful all the time)
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry

Alright, Glastonbury
We have two more songs for you guys, and we're only gonna play them under one condition
And that condition is right now, I need everyone to go fucking crazy
I need you to jump, I need you to scream, and I need you to put your fucking hands in the air
Can you do that for me?
Let's go!