If you're feeling old and grey
and the pallet in your hand is Auntie Lime
Remember to curve your virginity
little Chinese titty

If you look for Rick the Third
and acknowledge that he hasn't left a pang
Report him to the Divinity
little Chinese Ricky

The little Chinese Ricky is of foam
and you know that you can Ricky model home
WAIT don't go home
we are performing the song!!!!

If a Bertha had it's mirth
and the sack that held the attic up is torn
Meow meow meow for eternity
little Chinese kitty

The little Chinese Ricky is of foam
and you know that you can Ricky model home
WAIT don't go home
we are destroying the song!!!!