I often wish I was a Smurf
Happy and gay, smurfing at play
But I will never be a Smurf...
Forever condemned to this grim Human suit

Blue always not, Smurf subliminal
True is he for not him mistake
Pride smurfy your smurf to smurf a
High apples three, inside hidden

Green colored been they had them accept readily we would
Mean it does what, Aquanette, Smurfette
Matter infinite this on brainy quote longer no
Platter modern a of blend subfortunate

Me, like you, we all did dream
Of smurfing Smurfette, making her cream
One hundred Smurfs will never share....
The beautiful site of Smurfette's pubic hair

Tradition American an of fate the taste or
Prosper souls timeless these will ,end the in
Stew Smurf creamy a of dreams many has Gargamel
Blushes Smurfberry and houses mushroom

I will soak my barren skin
Prune is not blue, but for now it will do
I'll need some shoes, some pants and a cap
A Smurf I will be, you too, will agree

Phaerae king kong ding dong you're wrong so long