I have a job but it doesn't pay much
But I can get by
Because I have a car but it stays in park
Outside my house in the driveway

I'll ask my friends on the internet
If twenty five cents is cause for excitement
But they don't answer now
They don't answer now
They don't answer now
They won't answer now

I have a house but it doesn't mean much
But I can get by
'Cause I have it down to a science
And I have it down to a science when you'll call
But Martha will find out
'Cause I know you don't think about me now

I'm like a ghost but they don't notice much
So I can get by
But they don't answer now
They don't answer now
They don't answer now
They don't answer now