Yes it's true that he and I were sweethearts
Now he's about to steal your heart away
You're asking me to tell you all I've known about him
And I have only one thing to say

I wouldn't buy a used car from him
Don't trust the man that's every woman's friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn't buy a used car from him

[ el.banjo ]
You don't hear a single word I tell you
I'm saying things your heart don't care to know
But you'll agree with me that it's all over and done
He saw you come in and you'll see him go

I wouldn't buy a used car...
I wouldn't buy a used car...