Sittin' on your ass all day
Thinkin' about your hangover and the party
You left your fuckin' keys at and had to beg for
A ride from a stranger that ya never met before
He acted so friendly that I had to take the ride
But for some reason he resembled that guy
Wanted for a robbery and beatin' on his kid
"You remind me of my stepson", he chuckles with a grin

What was that move that they taught in self-defense?
Where you block the killer's knife move with some confidence?
The signal when you're trapped inside a moving car?
I wonder if he'll drive real far

What a day, what a day!
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day!

What a day, what a day!
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day!
I wonder what will happen today
Rub your eyes from no sleep this week
Tap your heels home then fall asleep

Sittin' around looking for a fight
Kinda' pissed off how I'm turnin' my life
Up-side down from insecure insecurities
Makin' up my mind through old hypocrisy
Up and out of harms way
Down cause I want to be there
Here because you want me
Not because you're caught in my stare

What was that move that they taught in self-defense?
Where you block the killer's knife move with some confidence?
The signal when you're trapped inside a moving car?
I wonder if he'll drive real far

What a day, what a day!
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day!

What a day, what a day!
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day!
I wonder what will happen today
Rub your eyes from no sleep this week
Tap your heels home then fall asleep
I'll sleep in there
New from tomorrow, instead

What a day, what a day!
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day!
What a day, what a day!
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day!
What a day, what a day!

What a day, what a day!