From deep and dark and dirty
Come creeping, crawling, squirming menace, threat
To frighten the world socialistic coelomate
Segmentated separatist they're tunnelling holes in our home.

Look here come the wormies
Look here come the wormies
Look here come the wormies
They're going to take us all take us away

Sitting in your duplex home talking on the telephone
Hungry wormies are very near
Anarchaic annelid oligochaeta
Revolt overthrow and be overthrown

[Chorus]

Now we've settled down again
But the time is coming when wormies will be taking us away