Hey Hefe
What?
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
Uh... you?

Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
I don't know
Free ham!

Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What?
Cuatro Sink-o!
Ay!

Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
Why?
'Cause he got the gas bill!

Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
How did he die?
He fell off the watchtower