Get out of my way,
Can't you see I'm from L.A.?
Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo
I bet I know way more people than you

I just love this town,
My girlfriend weights 84 pounds
Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free
She pays the rent while I watch T.V.

When we go out tonight,
Gotta get my hair just right
Tight black pants and blue suede shoes
I'll get my picture in Rock City News

Gotta get those flyers out,
Might meet a talent scout
And he will talk contracts with me
My fame and fortune and MTV