Don't ever take away from me my pornography
Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read

Don't even try to take away from me
My right to privacy because what I
Do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way I'm going thru life
Having vanilla sex

The government's trying to get into
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today

Why do they try to make things illegal
Why do we have to be 21
You're so afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do they care what I do in my bedroom
Why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better
To do