I play pool cause I'm no fool
I play pool cause I'm cool
I play pool after school
I play pool all the time

Cue in my left hand, beer in right
I shoot and drink all through the night
That sloppy english does me just right
I use that sloppy english all the time

I hold my stick
Like I hold my dick
Hustling beers from wetto
That's the trick

I use that sloppy english
All the time.