pretty faces are a dime a dozen
pretty souls are always for sale
pretty people are so devoid of substance
when you kiss them
there's nothing there

I've been thinking those thoughts
thoughts worth a penny or two
and I would pay a dime to do
what pretty faces want me to

all the evils that good mothers warn of
have never done me harm
it's those pretty little boys and pretty little girls
who lure me in with irresistible charm

I've been thinking those thoughts
thoughts worth a penny or two
I'd pay a dime to do
what pretty faces want me to

And I've been thinking about
what the pretty faces have
talked me into
not fun to wake up with yourself
but it's awfully fun to do