I remember when

We, kids, used to be
Two, three shots followed by a couple others
Wake up, have a beer, never needed to recover
A cold, red Gatorade and I'd feel great
Now it's a bottle of Advil and a whole next day

My old tricks don't work anymore
They don't get it done like they did before
Yeah, the cold, hard truth is gettin' harder to swallow
I guess the younger me is a hard act to follow
My old ways ain't workin' for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm twenty-three
All my elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore, no, no

Say [?], if you think that's bad

Stupid jokes would make her laugh, compliments would make her smile
Kisses on her neck always used to drive her wild
All the things I used to do, I can't get away with
Like sayin' golfin' with the boys is a business trip

My old tricks don't work anymore
They don't get it done like they did before
Yeah, the cold, hard truth is gettin' harder to swallow
I guess the younger me is a hard act to follow
My old ways ain't workin' for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm twenty-three
All my elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore

Here we go
All my old, old tricks
They just don't work anymore
Break it down

My old tricks don't work anymore
They don't get it done like they did before
Yeah, the cold, hard truth is gettin' harder to swallow
I guess the younger me is a hard act to follow
My old ways ain't workin' for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm twenty-three
All my elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore, no, no

Haha
We ain't gettin' any younger, are we?
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