I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegas
You New Yorkers who look nebulous
I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway

I'm so fabulous, you arriviste
Way you dress is so excedious
How do they even let you on the subway?

Your uniform looks so hideous
I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous
You're so Cincinnati, go and see the same shit today

I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus
From where this new dress is up and messed-up-ious
I'm gonna see a rocket like a superfly, yeah

I want sophistication
For all the population now
I want the hip sensation
For our civilization, wow

Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous
It makes a giant ass of all of us
What would the dear departed, Murray the K, say?

I'm so fabulous, you're jerk-rigeous
Don't come around here making new rules for us
I don't need them, I'm already fabulous

I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna hear about it
I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you