I was walking down the streets of new york when i came across a hoe,
She said, you can't fuck me no mo',
I got the syphilis and am getting sick of this,
Gangsta shit and throwing all these fits,
My boyfriend is mad, i cannot suck his dick,

His name is john stubbs, his unit i will rub,
Take me in the tub, and when i give it tug,
He glues me to the rug..

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
Big ones small ones butt plugs.

Relative from the plcae of origin,
I've got a massive organ,
Like hootie and the blowfish, i love this,
I like other dudes, get real with this

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
Big ones small ones butt plugs.

Bridge: i wanna suck your weiner,
I don't want to give you vd,
And plus i have ed,
Put butt plug in me

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
Big ones small ones butt plugs.

Repeat til fade