Hello, feelin' happy, got peace of mind?
Hello, kimosabe, won't you be so kind
Tell all the fake facts jack, dirt n all
How long'd it take you mac, t'get the skirt to fall?
Hello Mr. backstreet president, hello, how's it hangin'
Still shakin' her tent? don't it hurt, what she's sayin'?
'Bout you to your back, don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up, really, really crack me up

Well hello, (hello) it's a real bad line, just want the
Love of a good, good woman sometime
Sold to the man who has everything
Gold-caged madonna, sing mama, sing
Come on, get close, I forget how near
Move along now, There's nothin' to see round here
Can' you care about me, like I care about me?
Don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up, really, really crack me up
You crack me up, crack me up

Happy, feelin' happy, got peace of mind?
Hello kimosabe, won't you be so kind?
Tell all the fake facts jack, dirt n all
How long'd it take you mac, t'get the skirt to fall?
Come on, get close, I forget how near
Move along now, there's nothin' to see round here
Can't you care about me, like I care about me
Don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up, really, really crack me up
You crack me up, really, really, really, really, really, really
Crack me up
You know you crack me up, you crack me up.