Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up?

Checkin' out all the ingredients,
looking for the expedient,
driving even baby, over the median,
where you're comin' yeah, that's where I'm leaving

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Cough Syrup - why don't you cough it up? [x6]

Cough Drop tastes like a lollipop,
vitamin C's got its own disease,
health food inquisition dioceses,
if you are what you eat, I'm sweet

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Perpetual Motion Machine
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YEAH!

Robitussin- why don't you cough it up?
Dr. Mom - why don't you cough it up?
Nyquil - why don't you cough it up?
Benadryl - why don't you cough it up?

Just one does in a syrup house,
over the counter and into the teaspoon toast,
they say only 4 times daily,
anything to get you out of bed anyway.

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Perpetual Motion Machine
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