Say friend, have you met the new misses?
Well step up and meet the new misses
We're not really married but we might as well be
Made some good lovin', got a bun in the oven

You know, she's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for

Two hungry livers to feed
She's got two hungry livers to feed
I can't get no prouder, gotta shout it out louder
That S.O.B.'s gonna be just like me

She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two

Well gather around friends and toast this event
He'll be allright, that sweet bastard of mine

She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two