When I first met you oh I thought I'd seen you in a magazine the way you handled all my jibber jabber talking it must have seemed obscene I got so nervous cuz I thought that maybe I had lost my chance but then you called me up the next night on the telephone inviting me to the dance la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la my two left feet my nervous smile well I was almost sure you wouldn't call me back but when you did I took two showers three baths and I even shaved my back but when I got to your house wouldn't you know it I was three hours late to si went back to my room and all that was left was porno mags and me la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la