Do you take this headache to be your amour?
La-la-la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la-la
To cherish and obey now and forever more?
La-la-la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la-la

As long as you both shall live
Till headache us do part

With this headache, I thee wed and thus pronounce you dead
La-la-la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la-la
To have and to hold in headache and in health
La-la-la, la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la-la

As long as you both shall live
Till headache us do part
(Basta!)

Man born of woman has a short time to live
And it's still too long, and it's still too long
What God has joined together, let no headache separate
I don't even like you
I don't like you, I don't like you
I don't like you, I don't like you
I don't even like you, I don't like you
I don't like you, I don't like you