Looking up at the sign
It said: "PLEASE KEEP AWAY"
And so in I ran
You see
I'll never learn
Oh, I'll never learn
I'll never learn

Chapter one again
Here I go again
I found a fountain of youth
And I fell in
How could I ever win?
I'll never learn

I'll never learn
I'll never learn
Why should I mind?
Why should I care?
I'll never learn
I'll never learn