Careless Santa spoiled my Christmas time.
Thoughtless Santa. How can I forgive him?
Been so good all year long.
Bag of money was all I asked him for.
Down my chimney it came- my one Christmas wish-
landed on my arm and broke it.

Careless Santa spoiled my bankrobbing scheme.
Thoughtless Santa. How can I forgive him?
I laid low like we planned. Bag of money was all he stole from me.
Down my driveway I came. The place was crawling with cops.
Spotted the cast on my arm and they busted me.