In a garden that was once so neat, there's an old well where I take my seat
One day I found that I was not alone - Jimmy had fallen into the well!

Well I'm not sorry that you fell
Give me your hand, Jimmy down the well
Never forget I was the one Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy

You must be legally mine cos I saved you
You'd have been dead and I'd be without you
Now you'll come everywhere I go
Or you're going back - back in the well, Jimmy!

Well I'm not sorry that you fell
Give me your hand, Jimmy down the well
Never forget I was the one Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy