Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This pet pig named Porky loved pie
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie
Mince tarts
And Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
Pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon
And pie before he went to bed
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky at so much pie
That do you know what he did?
He popped.