Yuppie moms with your magazine home
Trying trends with your idiot friends
That smug expression
Aimless aggression
Late for a session
To get your shitty spray tan

Yuppie moms better turn around and run
They put you down 'cus they have nothing going on
Try putting the lid
On your terrible kids
Are you living the life?
You washed out trophy wife

Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Oprah, Mocha, Oprah, Mocha
Right here right now!

Washed out trophy wives (ooh)
Live to satisfy (ooh)
Freaky business guys (ooh)
I'm a porcupine