Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde!
Can't date ya, gotta wait until Saturday
Hot sex with a Gemini in '85
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why
Every night I read my horoscope and cry

Leo!
Virgo!
Don't go outside, don't go outside
Pisces!
Libra!
Don't even try, don't even try

The Moon is full
But my mood's down low
My heart says yes
But my chart says no

Horoscope blues, astrology abuse, the planets are confused
And everyone's gonna
Lose

Cancer!
Prancer!
Don't go outside, don't go outside
Dasher!
Dancer!
Don't even try, don't even try

The Moon is full
But my mood's down low
My heart says yes
But my chart says no

Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde!
Can't date ya, gotta wait until Saturday
Hot sex with a Gemini in '85
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why

Oh no, everything is in retrograde!
Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage
Car broke down when I smooched that little Gemini
Skinny-dippin' with my super fly Pisces guy

Every night I read my horoscope and cry