I've jerked off,
I've jerked off
several times today.
I'm sore and I'm bored,
but it's the only way
to make it through another day,
to kill the craving I have for her.

I couldn't believe
she couldn't see
I'm the mack motherfucking g.
I got down on myself,
then it hit me, it really hit me:
all we have is ourselves.
I'm sure you know this,
(do you really know this?).
All we have is ourselves,
once you see that it's not so bad.
You'll stop waiting for someone else,
you'll stop waiting for outside help.
To keep from losing your mind,
you have to know this, really know this.

So stay at home,
work it out,
jerk it off,
scream and shout.
You'll be sore,
you'll be bored,
but it's the only way
to make it through,
to kill the craving, the craving...