How do you do? I don't think that we've met
My name is Ian and I'm from Minor Threat
You know I tell them, usually, to be at their best
Catch me in town after every set. Yea, yea

We don't care. We don't pose
We'll steel your money. We'll steel your show
I got your money and I feel fine
A couple of dollars and realy good time
Well, you know I'm gonna be alright
With the money I'm making off of you tonight. Sucker!
We don't care. We don't pose
We'll steel your money. We'll steel your show

Know something? The problem with money is I want more
Let's raise the price tour. Starting tonight, 3, 000 or four
Then we'll make a million when we go on tour
Yeah, that's the way I'm gonna think about it

We don't care. We don't pose
We'll steel your money. We'll steel your show
And that's the way it is, man… Dog eat dog
I'm taking a walk on the yellow brick road
I only walk where the bricks are made of gold
My mind and body are the only things that I've sold
I needed the money cause I'm getting old
Right? That's the way it goes isn't it? Yea
We don't care. We don't pose
We'll steel your money. We'll steel your show
Yeah, we don't care. We don't pose
We'll steel your money. We'll steal your show
That's the way it is in this world
Right? Isn't that right? Boy… You had us pegged all along… Damn
There's no place like home. So, where am I?