Me like to go down to the church
And drink some holy water
But I don't like it, the priest don't like it
And me can't seem to help it

Sail away, oh, away, oh
Me live me life free like a birdie
'Cause me likes me, me likes what me do
And me can't seem to help it

Me likes to go under the sink
And drink some magic potions
Mr. Harry don't like it, the doctor don't like it
And me can't seem to help it

Sail away, oh, away, oh
Me live me life free like a birdie
'Cause me likes me, me likes what me do
And me can't seem to help it

Me likes to go down to the park
And take them's nuts from them squirrels
But the squirrels don't like it, Mr. Harry don't like it
And me can't seem to help it

Sail away, oh, away, oh
Me live me life free like a birdie
'Cause me likes me, me likes what me do
And me can't seem to help it