Yes, well hello there, my dear off-the-wall wackos
I am your joyous filth elder and let me tell you
This has totally blown me away
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Stay tuned to Mika FM
To Hyperlove, Hyperlove FM
I may be in mental outer space
But I'm broadcasting to the world and beyond
You cou-cou-cosmic crackpots

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