Patrician militia
They're all Latin and fringe
Sugar daddies care with the jobs for the boys
and their old school ties
Can't beat or join them

Very nice, honey and sugar and spice
It never fails, an innocent wag of a puppy-dog's tail
You're killing me
Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it
To a woman of uncertain age

Ryvita Lolita
She walks like a piece of mascara'd Piccadilly trade
And no-one will tell her

Very nice, honey and sugar and spice
It never fails, an innocent wag of a puppy-dog's tail
You're killing me
Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it
To a woman of uncertainty
Don't do this, don't do this, don't do it
To a woman of uncertain age

Should be taking the kids to school
In her husband's German car
Should be taking the kids to school
But no, no

I don't need a doctor
I need you to take me seriously