I came down to take you out
You were nowhere to be found
I searched this city in and out
I combed this entire town
Yeah, I would do what I have to do just to hear that purring sound
One wheel and some thrusting steel
You've never let me down

I lost what you gave me
I lost what you gave me...help me!

Who found mister fabulous?
Not me, not me!
Who got miss contagious?
Everybody!

Put your fine in my windshield and take me right to jail
(but don't you throw away the key)
Sell your friends campagne corvette
Then come and post my bail
Now I hope they treat you well wherever you may be
(just don't let them hurt you)
If they only knew the felonies that were spread across those seats

I came down to take you out,
You were nowhere to be found.
I searched this city in and out,
I combed this entire town.

Who found mister fabulous?
Not me, not me!
Who got miss contagious?
Everybody!
Who found sister steering wheel?
Got me, got me!
Who got mrs. raw deal?
everybody!

Why would you wanna sit at home tonight
when your ride is sitting right outside?
it's not very hard to find. (x2)

Who found mister fabulous?
Not me, not me!
Who got miss contagious?
Everybody!
Who found sister steering wheel?
Got me, got me!
Who got mrs. raw deal?
everybody! (x2)