Married life in prison is a lottery
Conditions are dickensian at best
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Standing in the corner like you've pissed yourself

Try and tell these people who they're dealing with
All those guys are 57th dan
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Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Selling out is down to opportunity
Reviewing the reviewers in her sleep
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Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Let's pretend your wallet-chain is functional
Obscurity is not a fucking badge
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Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
Like your girlfriend's dead