Eyes in the dark
Looking for the light
Smelling kind of funny
Giving me a fright

Vinegar is great
When it’s on a sausage
But in a jar of eyes
Ooh, eyes
In a jar, sausage

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with it

Eyes in the jar
Make me feel sick
Looking through the glass
Bring a bucket quick

I wish I didn’t eat
The chips and battered sausage
It tasted really good, but
Ooh

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage

No way
What about orange
No way
Does it rhyme with porridge
No way
Could it rhyme with storage
No way

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with it