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Don't let the smooth talk fool you
Don't let the sharks get to you
Don't let small minds
Out there on prime time
Make a chump out of you
Don't let the smooth talk fool you

Hold on tight to your money
They're out to get you honey
They got a million ways
They'll look into your eyes
And tell you sweet lies
Put your mind in a daze
Just like those bad rhymes
On drugstore valentines

They ain't got nothin' to say

Don't let the smooth talk fool you
Don't let the sharks get to you
Don't let some slow walkin'
Good lookin', fast talkin' man
Make a chump out of you
Don't let the smooth talk fool you

You know I been around awhile
I got some information you can use
With their eyes on the prize
They'll fill you full of lies
And honey that's the truth

Don't let the smooth talk fool you
Don't let the sharks get to you
Don't let some slow dancing
Ricochet romancin' man
Make a chump out of you
Don't let the smooth talk fool you

Don't let the sharks get to you
Don't let some slow walkin'
Good lookin', fast talkin' man
Make a chump out of you
Don't let the smooth talk fool you