Don't try to get involved
Just let the werewolf watch her TV
Interrupting my dramatic pause
Punchlines pass for apologies
The one telling the truth is bound
To come off like a liar face
You'll be right over
Take my feet out of the fireplace

No what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing

Everything is terrible
But I know I'm the worst
Anything you could say about me
You can trust I thought it first
Millions of people
They are going without power
But leave a light on I'll be home in an hour

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now

I hate the way you treat me
Like I'm just one of your characters
Every conversation is just research for the narrator
I hope you break a nail scratching yourself on the ass
I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing
No one's laughing now

I'm a kamikaze comic
Filling a bucket with a sieve
I wish you weren't around to be
My reason to live