I'm coming off your cooking
I'm coming off my food
I'm staring down this hot dog
And I'm in a fighting mood

Hot dog, it's either your or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me

Well I drink my coffee leaded
'Til I'm good to go
They tell me it ain't good for me
Maybe so

Hot dog, it's either you or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me

Well you're gonna give me trouble
I'm gonna stick around
Ain't no hot dog
Gonna run me out of town

Hot dog, it's either you or me
I guess the hot dog blues
Got a hold on me