you're dead
that's what she said when she caught me making love to her sister

don't fret
that's what i said i wasn't making love i only kissed her
you're dead
that's what she said when she took the knife from the kitchen drawer

don't fret
that's what i said as i moved towards the kitchendoor
she wasn't very happy
she wasn't very happy
she wasn't very happy

you're dead
that's what she said as she caught me lying in bed with her mother

don't fret
that's what i said we were only playing cards with each other
you're dead
that's what she said as she nailed my foot to the kitchen floor

don't fret
that's what i said when the police smashed the kitchen door