Like a fish out of water
or a white man who can run
or a lamb to the slaughter
or a Switzer having fun
I have never seen one

Like a virgin at the altar
or a spaceman in a queue
or another John Travolta
or a country singer that is blue
I have never seen one

Like a caring politician
or a model who is shy
or a polish lunar mission
or a finger in your eye
I have never seen one