Go on and have yourself another double triple burger
go on expand yourself another little bit more further
I hear your brother calls you piggy wiggy big fat Bertha

Go on and have yourself another luvly chocky bar
Beneath that jelly stuff I wonder who you really are
I'd like to ask you out but you won't fit into my car

Fat head
Fat arms
Fat legs
Fat arse
Fat thighs
Pig eyes
Fat face
Fat girl
Could you ever love me love me at all

Go on and have yourself another pint of Boddingtons
You've got the figure of a senator in Washington
You're always telling me that fat girls are much more fun